How do dumb people get doctorates?

Seriously! I went to see this psychologist today, and she tells me, that it's no big deal if I am lying on the ground paralyzed and alone for a few hours. As a testament to my self control, I didn't do anything to her. I wanted to, but you know, those pesky laws about face planting idiots stopped me. She suggested that me lying outside on a sidewalk paralyzed for a few hours was no big deal. heck, in 3 hours, the ants might make off with me. OK, that is a little extreme, I know, but SERIOUSLY? I think people just don't understand that paralysis is PARALYSIS! I'm not talking about some lesser form, where I can secretly still tap dance or something. Like, people keep suggesting I need to wear a little help dealeo. And how do I push it, when I'm PARALYZED. Again, back to my earlier question, how do idiots get degrees? Maybe they think I'm like professor Xavier, and I can secretly do crap with my mind. Even though I'm in a wheelchair, I can still use my brain to call for help or something. lol. I dunno. I'm actually really ticked about this, and I really don't think this lady should be doing anything for any veteran, as she does more harm than good from what I have seen. That, and I secretly suspect she is Tracy Ullman.